Letterman's Top 10
Submitted on Mon, Dec. 18th at 10:53 am by Annie
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Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Eating at Taco Bell:
10. "Are my affairs in order?"
9. "Why is the counter kid wearing a hazmat suit?"
8. "Will the hot sauce kill the bacteria?"
7. "Is this how they poisoned that Russian spy?"
6. "Do I really want to succumb to a taco-related death?"
5. "Should I go somewhere safer for lunch, like Fallujah?"
4. "Will this help me meet the recommended E.coli daily requirement?"
3. (No number 3 -- writer ate a bad chalupa.)
2. "What would Kirstie Alley do?"
1. "Wait -- when was Taco Bell NOT tainted with E. coli?"
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Submitted on Mon, Dec. 18th at 7:26 pm by sophiadawn
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Ha! That is pretty funny.